6.23.02 – if you keep writing, i won’t have to…

today’s selection wins the award for the oddest piece of fan mail:

Date: Fri, 21 Jun 2002 20:03:36 -0400

Subject: Slithy-tove

From: jen lxxxxx

To:

Hey Jen,

Do you have a photo of you on your site? I found your pages by accident and

want to find out what you look like so I can play with my archer wand while

thinking of your articulate lips.

woo! women never hit on me. i’m more than just a set of articulate lips, i’ll have you know.