3.4.03 – overheard

things you didn’t want to hear in the YMCA locker room:

i’ve got this athlete’s foot between the toes that just won’t go away. my eyes involuntarity slide down my locker and across the floor to confirm that, yup, the feet belonging to the speaker are indeed bare and in contact with the public-domain carpeting. my toes curl and i vow to wear socks in the locker room from now on.