4.9.02 – thanks for joining NakedMail!

i have a junk mail box that i use for those web sites that won’t give me the info i want until i register, but that i don’t trust not to sell my name to herbal viagra companies. since most of the mail i get there truly is junk, i often forget to check the box for weeks or months at a time. yesterday i was going through there looking for an invoice and got the following message:

Thanks for joining NakedMail, the finest adult-oriented email subscription service in the world! Here is a summary of the benefits you’ll now enjoy as a member:

…blah blah blah…

So sit back and enjoy! Your first email will start in approximately 6 days.

the title NakedMail gave me this mental image of a letter looking ashamed about the fact that he’s been caught without an envelope on.