3.18.02 – it has begun

i have new yoga pants! from target. they are itchy. i couldn’t figure out why my roommate’s tooth-brushing noises were bugging me so much until i realized that my yoga pants! were making me irritable. i wonder if i can return them on that basis: “hello, i would like to return these yoga pants. they make me irritable.”

the packing hurricane has begun. zeke has taken to sleeping in half-full suitcases; it’s as if he knows that i’m going somewhere and is worried that i’ll leave him behind again.