the tofu tostata at Joe’s is something that i will dream about after i leave this place. it’s the deep-fried chunks of tofu i can’t get enough of*: salty, battered, greasy, and just out of the fryer. it will change your mind about tofu. dang.

Joe’s collection of hot sauces is rivaled only by their collection of virgin mary statues.

*add this to the list of phrases that 16-year-old-me never thought i’d say.