2.01.03 – dodged the bullet

yes! it’s february, which means that my least favorite month is over, and the january blahs can recede for another 11 months. not that february is always better, but there’s something so droll about january that just makes me want to bury my head in a pillow and not come out until february starts. it might have something to do with seasonal affective disorder. maybe i need one of those huge fake sun lamps to cheer me. i try to stay really busy instead.

i thought my entry on how to get to heaven might spur comments from a devout christian out there somewhere; the only thing i’ve noticed is a huge influx in the number of viruses arriving daily in slithy tove’s email box (ha, like i don’t have norton utilities watching my back). maybe this is god’s way of punishing me for being flippant about his kingdom: he sends my email address to some bot that’s been frantically emailing out files with names like goldfish.exe to see if i’ll fall for it.