seemingly unable to decide, Lanesplitter embraces both motorcycle AND bowling themes, with menu items named after things like “7-10 split” and a pocketbike ridden by a stuffed dinosaur suspended over the door (i only dine at the classiest of establishments, as you can see). split personality aside, this is the ideal neighborhood pizza joint: pizza is adequate and slices are generous, salads are great, the beer is cheap, and bartenders (and resident homeless dude at the bar) are friendly. it’s also the only place in walking distance of our house open for dinner later than 9pm. we find ourselves there embarrassingly often.